I enjoy The Dilbert Blog so much, I feel I have to point to it from time to time. Two of Scott Adams’ latest posts really made me laugh:
Favorite quote from My Middle-Sized Problems:
I have only been married for a few months, so maybe someone can tell me how long it takes before a wife stops asking when you plan to fix things. I have my fingers crossed that it stops in a few more weeks.
Favorite quote from Moon Real Estate:
You can pretty much predict the next thousand years of lunar history. It goes like this:
- The base station solves all of the technical problems of living on the moon.
- A rich guy builds an ultra expensive tourist destination on the moon.
- Lots of other rich guys build hotels and casinos on the moon.
- The cost of lunar colonization falls.
- Israel starts building settlements on the moon because land is free.
- Muslims see this as an insult because the symbol of Islam is the crescent moon and they don’t want Jews living all over their symbol.
- Islamic terrorists will try to use rockets built by North Korea to fly to the moon and blow up stuff.
- The North Korean rockets will keep missing the moon.
- Islamic terrorists will start blowing up more stuff than usual in America because it doesn’t require any North Korean rockets.