Finally, another stupid “gadget” that’s worth mentioning here. It’s actually an interesting idea, but the demonstration is horrible. So what is the Waterfryer? It’s a deep fryer that has water under the oil. The result of having the water there is that, since water and oil don’t mix, the oil stays clean because all the food crumbs fall into the water. The water stays clean, and to demonstrate this there’s a fish living there right under the very hot oil. I guess you have to see it to understand. Check out this video. (via Digg)
Apparently, it’s useless inventions and patents day
Today my “fetish” for stupid and useless thing has been satisfied. Here’s why:
- 301 useless facts – they’re definitely useless, but some are interesting.
- Patented bad ideas – like airbag undies… you know… the kind you always wanted.
- The portable grill suitcase – it’s a shame I didn’t see this before independence day.
(via Digg)
Prison vs. Work Comparison
Just a quick and funny link to a comparison between prison and work. (via Digg)
Google Maps Offers You To Swim The Ocean. I Think It’s A Nice Touch
Lately, it was published that if you ask Google Maps to show you instructions on how to get from one place to another, which is across the ocean, Google Maps will offer you to swim. For example, here’s Google Maps’ instructions on how to get from Mountain View to Zurich. Note that instruction 36 says:
Swim across the Atlantic Ocean, 3,462 mi
Google Maps is offering you to swim 3,462 miles (5,571.54893 kilometers, I used Google Calculator for this) across the Atlantic Ocean in order to get to Zurich.
While this is funny, I also think it’s a very nice touch by Google. Obviously, the swimming part can be replaced by:
- detailed flight information, or
- an error saying the route cannot be computed.
While the error option would have been much easier for Google, they chose to put a placeholder until (I’m sure) they’ll have integrated flight information for their directions part of Google Maps. So why, really, emit an error when you can be funny?
It’s April Fools’ Day on The Internet (also In Real Life, but Who Cares)
April Fools’ day on the Internet begins with Google’s Gmail Paper initiative. Have your emails freely distributed on paper by Google, who will add some advertisements on the back of the paper. Great joke from Google. See for yourselves.
UPDATE 1: Google continues with Google TiSP, the broadband system for your home, going right through your toilet to a snorkeling PHD (Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher) person in the TiSP access node, who will connect you. You have see the installation instructions to understand.
UPDATE 2: Slashdot also started posting April Fools’ day articles, one of which is that the Mozilla Foundation is suing Microsoft over tabbed browsing, which causes Microsoft to contemplate shipping a special version of IE7 named IE7 NT (No Tabs) :-)
Interview With Raymond Chen (Audio)
I’ve written about Raymond Chen and his popular blog a few times before. He’s a brilliant Microsoft employee, who writes about “serious” stuff like how to use some of Windows’ API, while also including nice stories from Microsoft’s past (plus some other stuff, which always shows how much you can learn from him).
This time I’m writing about him because there’s a podcast online where you can listen to him getting interviewed about the blog, his new book and Microsoft.
Did you know that every copy of Windows XP includes Microsoft Bob (Wikipedia definition)? I didn’t. If you have an original Windows CD and you can pound on your keyboard with your hand in a very specific way, you can get to the Microsoft Bob installation on the CD :)
I guess you have to listen to the podcast to know why I’m saying that.
UPDATE: Raymond Chen was interviewed previously on another show. It’s also very funny for Windows developers with a bit of sense of history. Here it is.
Demetri Martin’s “The Jokes With Guitar” Video
I love Demetri Martin’s humor, so although I posted some videos of his shows before here’s another one. (via Digg)
The Ten Principles Of Economics, Translated (Video)
Yoram Bauman, Ph.D., is a self proclaimed stand-up economist. He even has the domain http://www.standupeconomist.com. Here’s a video where he explains Mankiw’s famous Ten Principles of Economicsin very simple and funny words.
Funny Geek Stuff
I happened to stumble upon some funny links for computer geeks:
- Comparison of drug dealers and geeks – my favorite commonality:
Refer to their clients as “users”
- Things to Say When You’re Losing a Technical Argument – my favorite argument (the little jab at Microsoft is hilarious):
Yes, I believe that’s the approach Windows NT is taking.
- World’s Dorkiest Tattoo.
10 Funniest Gadgets
So I have a fetish for strange and funny gadgets. It’s my blog, so deal with it. Here’s a new collection of the top 10 funniest gadgets by TechEBlog. Some of them were featured here before, but it’s still a nice collection.