In times like these, when I have so much work that I can’t even update my blog with a small bit like this one (yesterday I skipped a posting, which made me a little upset and one reader anxious about me. Thanks, Doron, for noticing and caring) I look at these 10 reasons to never look for a job and give a long sigh. Then I get back to work :-S (via Lifehacker)
Flying Alarm Clock – If Only There Was A Point To The Flying
I’ve written about a concept flying alarm clock before (link to earlier post). There’s a lot of innovation in the wake-you-up territory and this time someone decided to make the flying alarm clock a reality. Unlike the concept clock, this one starts flying around and makes an annoying noise until you catch it and make it stop. I wonder what happens if it decides to stick to the ceiling. Maybe it should have stayed a concept.
Wind-Powered “Robots”
An Observation About The Chevrolet Malibu Signaling Lights
Yesterday I drove behind a Chevrolet Malibu for about 30 seconds and noticed something that seemed strange and dangerous. Here’s what the Chevrolet Malibu 2006 rear side looks like:
The Malibu uses, as many other cars do, the same lights on the left hand and right hand sides for both turn- and break-signaling. Additionally it has another middle light only for break-signaling. Let’s call these lights L (left), M (middle) and R (right).
For example, what happens when the driver both breaks and signals that he’s about to make a right turn? As expected, L and M are lit (to signal the break) while R is blinking (to signal the turn). Only the timing is what’s wrong in the Malibu. For the following diagram, let’s assume that:
- turn signaling is on and off in one-second intervals (for simplicity, but I think it’s pretty close to reality, as far as the Malibu goes);
- the driver starts turn-signaling right at the 1.5 second mark; and
- the driver starts breaking at the 2 seconds mark.
Here’s what the lights look like in this case:
| driver starts signaling right
| |
R | 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0
| driver starts breaking
| |
M | 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
| L lights up
| |
L | 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1
|
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+------------>time(sec)
0 1 2 3 4 5
As you can see, when the driver breaks, M is immediately lit (thank god) but L “waits” and stays dark until R is lit again. Only then L is lit to signal the break – 1.5 second after the driver hit the breaks. While this is happening, only M is an indication that the car is breaking.
I think that’s dangerous, as the middle light is an auxiliary break light and the standard is for right and left (at least one of them) to signal the breaking action. In any case it’s weird because what the driver behind the Malibu sees is the blinking right light, then the middle light turning on and then the left light turning on. This is irregular and potentially confusing.
Ultimate Geekness
Do this at your own risk: in the command line enter this command:
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
It might take a while until it starts, but it’s worth the wait. Just leave the windows open and see if it started already. (via Digg)
More Weird Gadgets
This time, a list of 12 USB accessories you must have. Now I can finally get my noodles strained right at my heated seat without getting up. (via Digg)
Mini Rube Golbdberg Toys For Your Fridge
I guess the Christmas rush of new products does bring us some cool stuff, like these Rube Goldberg toys which you can stick to your refrigirator door for endless hours of fun. Well, maybe endless hours of fun is just a little bit exaggerated. A few minutes, at least.
Vibrating Soap… Yes, Soap That Vibrates
It’s like stupid gadgets season or something. I guess it’s just because of the upcoming Christmas. Today we have an automatic vibrating soap. This item goes to position 1,653,208 in my must-absolutely-have list, right after BananaGuard.
Windows Command Prompt Function Keys
Do you use the command line in Windows? I hardly do, but some people prefer to do stuff from there instead of doing it with the mouse. The Windows command line, cmd.exe, has some useful function keys. So, the next time you want to go back in the command history, don’t forget F7. (via Lifehacker)
No wonder Windows Vista took so long…
…the sounds alone took 18 months to create. I am not making this up. You can read about it in MSNBC.com.
You can listen to them here. Also, check out the comments in the Slashdot article. They’re hilarious, e.g. “That’s a bit like a car manufacturer worrying about the color of the seats while the breaks are still leaking.” (via Slashdot)