Got two mobile phones and a radio? You can cook an egg with them. Now let’s see you eat it.
Patch Me Up by Root Kit Video
Today seems to be geek jokes day. Now, a new band called Root Kit with their soon-to-be-hit-single (NOT!) Patch Me Up.
Waterfall 2006 Conference
WARNING: The website of The International Conference on Sequential Development is a very elaborate geek joke. Enter at your own risk.
Bob Saget is… oh, well, I can’t even say it
I really don’t have anything exciting to post today, so I’ll just post this old website that I like pointing people to once in a while. On this website they claim that Bob Saget is… you’re going to have to find out for yourselves.
The Pee Tree, The Urinal Game and MAPSU
Men are such beasts… they think it’s soooo hard to pee sitting down that they actually create new ways to manage to pee standing up. This time a so-called “gadget”… I give you The Pee Tree, a public urinal shaped like a tree.
Immediately I wondered what MAPSU will have to say about this preposterous new invention. I mean – what if someone misses the tree trunk?
The second thought that occurred to me was that such a urinal kind of takes out the fun out of The Urinal Game, so they better not actually produce fake trees like that.
Anyway, what if you’re peeing on this tree and a dog comes along and wants to do the same, only he’s not so much aware to the direction and stream of its own urine as much as you are?
Fear of Girls Video
This mockup documentary video about geek role-playing gamers is very funny, but also a little disturbing (if there are, actually, such people out there).
After watching this I sincerely hope to never hear the terms LARP or PLP (Platonic Life Partners) again.
(via The Old New Thing – Raymond Chen’s blog)
Useless gadget of the day – the Sahara Dry Ear
If Gizmodo calls the Sahara Dry Ear, which is supposed to dry your ears for $100, a “useless piece of shit”, then this one must enter my endless list of stupid gadgets.
Tech Pranks
If you’re into office pranks, check these out. Some of them are pretty good.
Cool Ad
This ad is an old one, but still good.
I’m A Programmer, Not A Computer Guy
I think the title for this article says it all.