Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Trying Google’s Voice Search

Here’s what I got trying to say “Amit Schreiber” into Google’s Voice Search using my netbook and Google Chrome: sperm tribe sure I burn ami schreiber what the f*** chile I’m yours driver tommy shaw rugs how many shriver short send me to a boot striper Oh, well… I guess it goes through a relevance [...]

Forgotten Experiences

Yesterday I called a friend of mine who is visiting from the US and is staying at her parents’ place. My mind struggled for 2 seconds before I remembered how to say “may I speak with…” It’s been years since I’ve uttered this request. And today my father called to tell me about an interesting [...]

Google Probably Knows Everything About Me…

… but then why do I get Venus women’s razor ads on YouTube? Maybe it’s a “knowing the future” kind of thing. EDIT: OK, this is not funny. Now I got an Always pads ad. What the hell, Google?

Programmers Who Care About The Environment…

… don’t use interpreted languages. You know… because of the extra CPU cycles. I had to get it out. Sorry.

You Know You’ve Been Using Your Smartphone For A While When…

…. it takes you a second to realize you have to physically press down a resistive touchscreen to get a response. (either that or I’m just getting old)

אסוס של בעברית התקנה

אני בטוח שהם השתמשו במכונה תרגום. מי שעוד הפתיעו הם מיקרוסופט שקראו ל- Sleep שינה ול- Hibernation מצב שינה. לך תסביר למישהו שלא מכיר את ההבדלים בין השניים. אני חושב שאיך שתרגמו מישהו הלך וכתב את ההסבר הזה.

FSI Factory In Athens

I was tempted to spray paint “::GetInstance()” on the signs for this Athens night club called “FSI Factory” :) (this a private joke for my coworkers. The other 3 readers of the blog should ignore this post)

Poor Tux Has Fever

Luckily, we have fever pads :) (Taken in an Israeli Super Pharm store. Click the image to see a larger version)

Girl Naming Convention

Following yesterday’s post I had an online chat with a friend about the way I decided to name girls and respective episodes with them on the blog (e.g. G1E2) . It turned out to be quite an amusing discussion so I decided to share it… Him: hi Him: sup Me: OK. How are you? Him: [...]

The Israeli Movie Naming Gods Screwed Me

Yesterday a friend invited me to see a movie after work. The movie’s name in Israel is “The Prophecy.” As we’re waiting for the movie to start he asks me “so when was the last time you went to the movies?” I said it was on the trip, where I saw “Watchmen” and another movie [...]