Girl Naming Convention
Following yesterday’s post I had an online chat with a friend about the way I decided to name girls and respective episodes with them on the blog (e.g. G1E2) . It turned out to be quite an amusing discussion so I decided to share it…
Him: hi
Him: sup
Me: OK. How are you?
Him: all is well…
Him: what’s new?
Me: Girl 2 and I split up yesterday so I’m not in a very good mood
Him: yes I see on your blog
Him: well, hope next one is better :-)
Me: :-) Thanks
Him: could be G3FE
Me: :-)
Me: A friend of mine at work said I should prepare for the future and use the naming convention G01E01… I asked him how many girls he thinks I’m going to write about/have
Him: write and have might be different questions
Him: At least don’t add another digit to the E…
Me: I don’t expect more than 9 either way :-)
Him: you never know….
Him: but maybe the G could change if it is a one night thing
Me: I doubt I’ll be writing about one night stands, if there are going to be any of those
Him: F06E5
Me: I thought more in the lines of W
Him: instead of girl-friend, fuck-friend, but w can work too
Me: (but I guess that’s reserved for Wife, not Whore)
Him: ohh, right :-)
Him: S for slut could work
Me: Right :-)
Him: Just don’t use B…
Me: I need to post this conversation on my blog
Me: B?
Me: Bitch?
Him: boy-friend
Me: Oh… no worries
Him: not worried, but people may wonder if it is a bitch or boy….
Me: I think I’ll anonymize this conversation and post it on the blog
Him: (I think other following girls will dump you right away if they see you tag them by numbers…)
Me: :-) I doubt it. It’s just a way to not name names
Him: yes, let me know when you find a girl with an analytic mind
Me: That would be the GA version :-)
Me: oh, and I can also extend to hexadecimal, so that gives me plenty of room
Him: right… I warned you
Me: OK… back to work. Thanks for the chat
Him: ok, c u later
:)
It reminds me of Doom’s maps naming conventions: E2M1
I didn’t know about Doom’s maps naming conventions. My choice was based on TV episodes naming conventions.
Yes, this was the second thing that it reminded me.
You could name each girl after a Seinfeld episode… you could choose the name according to the plot (with the girl)…
For a full name list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_episodes
I doubt these girls will be low talkers or anything like that, but it’s a good idea in general :)
The nose job
The red dot
The fix-up
The virgin
The old man
The smelly car
The masseuse
The wife
The hot tub
The doll
All good suggestions :) I’ll try to use them in the future (I doubt “The virgin” will ever be used, but “The fix-up” could have been used for Girl 2, as she was indeed a fix-up)
I would recommend “The masseuse”… if you get my meaning… still the king of my domain!!
That would be “Master of my domain”