Girl Naming Convention

Following yesterday’s post I had an online chat with a friend about the way I decided to name girls and respective episodes with them on the blog (e.g. G1E2) . It turned out to be quite an amusing discussion so I decided to share it…

Him: hi
Him: sup
Me: OK. How are you?
Him: all is well…
Him: what’s new?
Me: Girl 2 and I split up yesterday so I’m not in a very good mood
Him: yes I see on your blog
Him: well, hope next one is better :-)
Me: :-) Thanks
Him: could be G3FE
Me: :-)
Me: A friend of mine at work said I should prepare for the future and use the naming convention G01E01… I asked him how many girls he thinks I’m going to write about/have
Him: write and have might be different questions
Him: At least don’t add another digit to the E…
Me: I don’t expect more than 9 either way :-)
Him: you never know….
Him: but maybe the G could change if it is a one night thing
Me: I doubt I’ll be writing about one night stands, if there are going to be any of those
Him: F06E5
Me: I thought more in the lines of W
Him: instead of girl-friend, fuck-friend, but w can work too
Me: (but I guess that’s reserved for Wife, not Whore)
Him: ohh, right :-)
Him: S for slut could work
Me: Right :-)
Him: Just don’t use B…
Me: I need to post this conversation on my blog
Me: B?
Me: Bitch?
Him: boy-friend
Me: Oh… no worries
Him: not worried, but people may wonder if it is a bitch or boy….
Me: I think I’ll anonymize this conversation and post it on the blog
Him: (I think other following girls will dump you right away if they see you tag them by numbers…)
Me: :-) I doubt it. It’s just a way to not name names
Him: yes, let me know when you find a girl with an analytic mind
Me: That would be the GA version :-)
Me: oh, and I can also extend to hexadecimal, so that gives me plenty of room
Him: right… I warned you
Me: OK… back to work. Thanks for the chat
Him: ok, c u later

10 Comments

  1. Doron Hirsch says:

    It reminds me of Doom’s maps naming conventions: E2M1

  2. Amit says:

    I didn’t know about Doom’s maps naming conventions. My choice was based on TV episodes naming conventions.

  3. Doron Hirsch says:

    Yes, this was the second thing that it reminded me.

  4. Shaul says:

    You could name each girl after a Seinfeld episode… you could choose the name according to the plot (with the girl)…

    For a full name list:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_episodes

  5. Amit says:

    I doubt these girls will be low talkers or anything like that, but it’s a good idea in general :)

  6. Shaul says:

    The nose job
    The red dot
    The fix-up
    The virgin
    The old man
    The smelly car
    The masseuse
    The wife
    The hot tub
    The doll

  7. Amit says:

    All good suggestions :) I’ll try to use them in the future (I doubt “The virgin” will ever be used, but “The fix-up” could have been used for Girl 2, as she was indeed a fix-up)

  8. Shaul says:

    I would recommend “The masseuse”… if you get my meaning… still the king of my domain!!

  9. Shaul says:

    That would be “Master of my domain”

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